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gh0stpixie:

Cosmo Tip 5437:
Secretly use super glue instead of lube so you can be together forever

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cestpapillon:

krampuslips:

foxes are the most important animals on earth

im going to keep reblogging this until it isn’t cute anymore

cestpapillon:

krampuslips:

foxes are the most important animals on earth

im going to keep reblogging this until it isn’t cute anymore

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cattailsandcattales:

urbies:

Great moments in tv history

The best part is how the hand giving the cigarette doesn’t belong to anyone in the room—no one is wearing that shirt.

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becausebirds:

The magical Tufted Coquette! This beautiful hummingbird can be found sipping nectar in South America.

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crash-mcbarason:

to people that sleep with their bedroom doors open:you are brave but you are going to die young

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itrenore:

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itrenore:

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pinkadillydoo:

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what if shinies were considered bad in the wild since it meant they will get killed easier, which would explain why there are so hard to find…

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disgustinganimals:

awwww-cute:

I was snapping a few pics of my new baby and this came out

this is a cat

disgustinganimals:

awwww-cute:

I was snapping a few pics of my new baby and this came out

this is a cat

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http://lozenger8.tumblr.com/post/83526948738/malikisms-nightlifemingus-all-bugs-can-be

malikisms:

nightlifemingus:

all bugs can be organized into one of three categories: homies, chillers, and haters. hornets and wasps are haters. mosquitos are haters. most spiders are homies cuz they eat shitty bugs, some spiders are chillers cuz they dont really do anything, but also…

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